you’ve been warned

Monday, June 22, 2009 at 6:27 pm (unpleasant things) (, , )

If you happen to find a mysterious little white splotch on your upper arm when you’re out for a walk and it turns into a tiny red bump, ignore it.

DO NOT under ANY circumstances do a Google Image search for “spider bite.”

No, really. Don’t.

3 Comments

  1. Laura said,

    Oh that is horrible in so many ways!

  2. Bone said,

    Everytime I go to WebMD, I wind up thinking I have at least three possibly fatal conditions.

    Also, I was typing “Rachel” for something the other day and I first typed it with an 8 in place of the A. It’s sort of become like singular/Cingular for me now. The new spelling now seems more correct than the original. So, thanks for that :)

  3. r8chel said,

    Laura: I’m pretty sure the Wikipedia page for “Spider Bite” redirects to the “You’re Probably Going to Lose Your Hand” page.

    Bone: Never take a counseling class. You’ll be sure you have every disorder in the DSM-IV…

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