I don’t think I’d make a very good criminal. Tonight I released my very first book through BookCrossing, and in spite of the fact that it was completely legal, it was nerve-wracking!!
For those of you who aren’t familiar with it, BookCrossing is a website that enables the tracking of books that people release “into the wild” — on a park bench, at a coffee shop, in the locker room at the gym, or wherever random books are likely to be picked up.
The book I chose to release was a novel with a pink cover that I bought for a dollar at a used book store on Saturday. The title caught my attention because it had been mentioned several times in Sara Nelson’s “So Many Books, So Little Time.” I decided to read through the book over the weekend so I could release it whenever the timing was right.
Since I’m not an experienced BookCrosser, I wanted to play it safe by releasing the book in such a way that no one would find it until I had fled the scene. After all, I didn’t want someone running after me to tell me that I had forgotten my book! I was also paranoid that someone would see me abandon the book and think I was planting a bomb or something!! OK, so I’m probably one of the least suspicious-looking people on the planet, but since everyone is paranoid about everything these days, I guess I was too.
After I registered the book on BookCrossing, I printed out a label to tape inside the front cover, which included the book’s ID number, a catchy explanation of BookCrossing, and the cute running-book logo. On a bright green Post-it note I wrote “FREE BOOK,” and then stuck the note on the front cover. I was ready for the release.
This evening I tucked the book into my handbag and headed out to run a few errands. When I walked into Target, I tried to act as nonchalant as possible, even though all I could think about was the concealed book I was carrying. As I meandered through the clothing section, I was slightly distressed to see that there were THREE employees working at the fitting room counter. Too risky. I spent more than enough time looking through the racks of shirts, sweaters, and pants until two of the employees left.
I soon made my way over to the fitting room, where the girl in red gave me a plastic tag with the number 6 on it. After trying on the items (nothing fit), I pulled the book out of my bag and laid it down on the red bench inside my tiny room. I felt like I was stealing something. The green “FREE BOOK” note looked too goofy, so I flipped the book over. Just then, the fitting room monitor got a phone call, which was the perfect time for me to make my exit. Bye-bye book.
I was sure the fitting room chick would see the suspicious book as soon as I left and immediately notify security, who would apprehend me at the front doors. I wanted to run out of the store, but I think I managed to walk at a normal pace. I said hello to a colleague of mine near the exit (she could serve as a character witness, right?)… and then I was out. How would the fitting room monitor describe me to the bomb squad? Did she notice that I was wearing red shoes? Would the security cameras see me get into my car and drive out of the parking lot? Have other BookCrossers felt like this, or am I the only crazy one?!
Yesterday I had lunch with some friends, and I was telling them about my 101-in-1001 list. Sarah asked me which thing was the scariest, but I couldn’t think of anything on my list that I’d describe as “scary.” I certainly would have never guessed that releasing a book through BookCrossing might fit into that category!